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The Doll Squad (1973)
Director: Ted V. Mikels
review by Richard Bowden
After the sabotage of a missile launch and attempted blackmail by one O'Riley (Michael Anasara), an ex-agent turned international terrorist, a group of tough, specialist female operatives is given two weeks to find him, and save the US space programme.
Ted V. Mikels is a kitsch director whose most characteristic work is immune to practical efforts at criticism. He produced the films most highly regarded amongst a coterie of fans over just few years: The Astro Zombies (1969), The Corpse Grinders (1972), and Blood Orgy Of The She Devils (1972), each have their following and have endured on video. The Doll Squad was obliquely referred to in Pulp Fiction as a TV pilot called 'Fox Force Five' - confirming an elevation to cult status. As the last of Mikels' trash favourites to appear, it contains the least horror and fantasy and, in comparison to its predecessors, adheres more closely to a logical dramatic structure. Since then, although he had remained active - most recently with Dimension Of Fear (1998) - Mikels has produced nothing else regarded by fans with such long-lived affection. Firmly in the realms of so-bad-it's-good, the years have added an enjoyable sheen to Doll Squad, particularly now that it can be taken with the gloss of postmodern irony.
This is the film whose central premise - Mikels allegedly claimed - was ripped off by producer Aaron Spelling to become the television series Charlie's Angels. No doubt the reissue of Doll Squad has also been at least in part inspired by the commercial success and marketing of the big screen version of that programme, Charlie's Angels (2000). Comparison of Mikels' film with Spelling's work does reveal similarities. But nothing in the TV series Charlie's Angels, or the recent Hollywood outing compares to Mikels' wide-eyed glance at the genre, the cheesy pulchritude on display and his disregard for dramatic standards. One wonders if the fact (as reported by Michael Weldon in the Psychotronic Encylopedia Of Film) that the goateed Mikels "lives with ten women" was what drew him to the subject in the first place. Whatever lay behind his inspiration, this film certainly established a template which has been mimicked again and again.
The doll squad is selected for assignment by computer, after it picks up "something in O'Riley's personality which means experienced women should do the job" of stopping him. Experience in this context naturally implies more than just familiarity with tough assignments. The squad of Sabrina, Liz, Sharon, Lavelle and Kim hail from different backgrounds - including a librarian, a scientist, karate instructor and, most noticeably, an erotic dancer - Tura Satana, the Apache-Japanese better known for her role in Russ Meyer's far more provocative Faster Pussycat, Kill...Kill! (1965). It might be argued that, as a group of strong assertive women, the Doll Squad is a model of feminine self-reliance. After all they are empowered to find and stop the villainous O'Riley by a senator, and are allowed complete independence and licence for the duration of their mission. But their assertiveness is essentially apolitical and, except for their expected impact on the criminal community, non-threatening and entirely constrained within fantasy. The choice of squad personnel, obviously intended as a cross section of female society, merely emphasises a common voluptuousness. In tandem with the women's physical stamina, Mikels merely creates through this some all too familiar trash archetypes.
Leaving aside its relationship to Charlie's Angels, the most striking element of Mikels' film is its flat playfulness. Like most favourite cult trash directors, he is cheerfully oblivious to the handicaps of abilities and material. For the viewer, of course this is part of the fun. It would be pointless here to refer in detail to the fluffed lines, one-dimensional plot and rudimentary cutting and pacing. Instead, a viewer best engages with the film on a naïve level, such (presumably) as the director/producer/co-writer did, or by assuming a knowing camp sophistication.
There's more than a degree of that to be found in the flame-thrower cigarette lighter, for instance, the lame kung fu, or the exploding poison. These days Doll Squad is more likely to leave the knowing viewer with a wink than a grimace, as it plays its simple variation on the espionage thriller. As a Z-grade auteur, Mikels resolutely goes his own way in the film, immune to the strictures of any responsible judgement, incidentally striking a chord with the modern viewer that he could hardly had anticipated at the time.
However one approaches the film, it still has the distinct straight-faced charm that has kept it a favourite down the years. Helped by a surprisingly strong musical score, and photographed competently, The Doll Squad, beehive hairdos and cheesy décor intact, has dated pleasantly and remains a guilty pleasure.
previously published online, VideoVista #27
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